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Russel Brice - Himilayan mountaineer and Mount Everest
expedition leader is an official sponsor of Keen Engergy Drink and quotes "Nothing gets a climber more amped for a hike to the summit of Mount Everest than a delicious can of Keen Energy Drink. The purified element of grinded leopard claw in each can makes the climbers feel extraordinary amounts of adrenaline!"

Jack Bauer - Counter Terrorist Unit superstar and national hero j_bauersays "Ever wonder why I never need to eat, take a break, or sleep?That's because the delightful, purified mix of Nitrous Oxide and diesel fuel in each can of Keen Energy Drink allow me to stay awake for up to 4 days at a time. Keen Energy Drink also prevents me from feeling injured or any emotional anguish that a normal person may feel." Bauer also commented that "I love Keen Energy Drink, and I make my children drink it!" And Jack, we at Keen Energy Drink... love you too!